I just don’t get it. I mean, I understand rivalries. I can totally get the feelings and intrigue of national showcases like Yankees-Red Sox and Duke-North Carolina. I get those same feelings closer to home when the UW meets WSU or Oregon on the hardwood or gridiron. Rivalries are awesome and they can really take a sporting event to the next level. When Big Papi pushed the Red Sox past the Yanks in 2004 to go to the World Series, that was monumental, symbolic and cool as fuck. And conversely, with the Cougars beating the Huskies seven straight times during basketball season, that hurts like you wouldn’t believe.
But Lakers-Celtics… I just don’t get it. I know why I don’t get it. I didn’t know anything about sports in the ’80s. I never experienced Larry Bird and Magic Johnson facing off, and I sure as hell don’t have any kind of frame of reference for Bill Russell and Wilt Chamberlain. When I was growing up and cognizant about sports, the Celtics really weren’t all that good and I grew to hate the Lakers because of Shaq and Kobe. The rivalry didn’t exist.
With the Sox and the Yankees, I remember 1999 and 2003. I grew to hate every player in New York and grew to love the characters that Boston contained. Then I was a big fan of Duke for a while too, enjoying Jason Williams and Shane Battier while hating the crap out of the Tar Heels (plus, powder blue is such a crappy color for a sports team). You learn a rivalry while being exposed to it.
In this case, there is no exposure. The Celtics really haven’t been that good for a long time. When they were good, there certainly wasn’t a rivalry going on with Los Angeles – a team, literally, all the way across the country. So, I just don’t get it.
But in this case, I’m not even sure it has to do with exposure. Usually rivalries are something that go on over time. As the teams change, the rivalry changes with it. First it was Ted Williams and Joe DiMaggio, then it was Carlton Fisk and Eddie Munson. And so on and so on. There is always a new player for the other team to hate.
In this case, the rivalry hasn’t been so consistent. For the last two decades, there hasn’t been that same bad blood. For half of that time, MJ was ruling the NBA and for the other half, the Celtics have just been bad. Sure, Ray Allen and Kobe Bryant hate each other, but that feud went on long before Allen went over to Boston. It doesn’t quite count.
For everyone who can understand the rivalry, well more power to you. In the meantime, I’ll be waiting for another Yankees-Red Sox showdown in the ALCS.





